Oscar, Senior Partner

Wise in his years and not ashamed to show his gray hairs,  Oscar can be found most days curled up at his workstation.  Oozing in confidence and content in his previous achievements,  Oscar leads his team through a laissez-faire approach.  His presence is enough – delegation is his primary attribute.

Lyra, Director of Design & Décor

Lyra leads our design and décor department with quiet elegance and absolutely no interest in manual labor. She specializes in blanket curation, pillow placement, and improving any room simply by entering it. While her official duties include maintaining the hospital’s aesthetic, her true passion is sitting around looking pretty and making it seem effortless.

Bixby, Director of Information Technology

Bixby runs our IT department from a secure cardboard command center labeled “CATZ ONLY.” He specializes in password protection, keyboard audits, and identifying network issues that may or may not have been caused by him. When not troubleshooting, he can be found upside down, on top of important paperwork, or silently judging everyone’s cable management.

Klaus, Chief Security Officer

Klaus oversees hospital security with the seriousness of a federal agent and the attention span of a sunbathing Doberman. He specializes in rabbit surveillance, hallway patrol, and looking intimidating until someone offers him attention. Off duty, he enjoys warm patches of sunlight, his favorite toys, and the occasional tequila incident that HR has agreed not … Read moreKlaus, Chief Security Officer