Wise in his years and not ashamed to show his gray hairs, Oscar can be found most days curled up at his workstation. Oozing in confidence and content in his previous achievements, Oscar leads his team through a laissez-faire approach. His presence is enough – delegation is his primary attribute.
Mr. Butters runs a tight ship and keeps everyone focused on the task at hand: Keeping his food bowl full, brushing his beautiful locks, and of course ignoring Ginger. “More work (from others) and less play” is his motto.
Also known as Director of Fun, Ginger is driven to create a positive and healthy workplace culture through her dedication to having a good time. When she is at the office, Ginger insists that everyone take time out of their busy schedule to play with her. On her days off, she can be found chasing … Read moreGinger, Activities Director
Lyra leads our design and décor department with quiet elegance and absolutely no interest in manual labor. She specializes in blanket curation, pillow placement, and improving any room simply by entering it. While her official duties include maintaining the hospital’s aesthetic, her true passion is sitting around looking pretty and making it seem effortless.
Bixby runs our IT department from a secure cardboard command center labeled “CATZ ONLY.” He specializes in password protection, keyboard audits, and identifying network issues that may or may not have been caused by him. When not troubleshooting, he can be found upside down, on top of important paperwork, or silently judging everyone’s cable management.
Klaus oversees hospital security with the seriousness of a federal agent and the attention span of a sunbathing Doberman. He specializes in rabbit surveillance, hallway patrol, and looking intimidating until someone offers him attention. Off duty, he enjoys warm patches of sunlight, his favorite toys, and the occasional tequila incident that HR has agreed not … Read moreKlaus, Chief Security Officer
